COMIC : ARE YOU A BITCH ? (perempuan keji)

bitch

bɪtʃ/

noun

1. 1.

   informal
2. a spiteful or unpleasant woman.

   synonyms:

   shrew, vixen, she-devil, hellcat

synonyms:

shrew, vixen, she-devil, hellcat

apa ni bitch bitch ni ish 

bukan budaya kite mencarut carut ni

bukanlaahh , post ni cume nak bgtaw that

WE ALL ARE SOMEKIND OF A BITCH AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIFE

lets embrace our inner bitch personality , bitches

SOALAN 

Bitch tu apa ? 

JAWAPAN

nah , tgok kat cermin ni

(another example of a bitchy kind of answer )

TYPE OF BITCHES

there are so many type so im just gonna list down

the most popular and relatable kind of bitches

1. Who think she's all that 

(bajet hot)

contoh: bila kau rasa diri kau cantik/hensom sgt

and demand others to treat u like somekind of god/goddess .

siap buat fanpage bermodalkan selfie2 hoping that 

thousands of people worship you and end up iklan/jual produk

trying to make some money out of your "fame". 

but nothing is wrong with that ,having self confidence n being opportunist is good

plus society nowadays WORSHIP BEAUTY like its the only thing that fcking matter

. 

2. Low self-esteem but full of jealousy

yang ni spesies yg suka sengaja point out 

kelemahan orang utk sedapkan hati dia yang xde keyakinan diri tu

not going to elaborate more on this sbb rasa kesian

but trust me , this kind of personality/habit will only make 

people hate u more than u hate yourself ,

*to the people who did this to me, gosh i hate u more than i hate Kanye west's ego*

3. Who pretend to be SINGLE to every hot guy

( dah ada boypren/tunang/hasben 

xnk mengaku takut nnt market turun)

hmm , this is complicated 

ade yg sorok status takut kalau kecoh ada boyfren xjadi kawin malu pulak 

ade yg sorok sebab nk jaga market sbb you know some guys are only nice to a woman 

cuz they think they had a chance with her 

and some , because they just wanna fling with others

well , whatever the reason behind this , make sure its worth it

because why would you want to live for the rest of your life with someone

that u keep pretending does not exist in your life ?

4. GOSSIP GURRRLLLZZ

(kaki mengumpat)

YASSSSSSS , this could be u , me , her , them or just anybody,

cuz who is faster than TMZ ,PEREZ HILTON , BEAUTIFULNARA when it comes to gossipss

its dem wimmins! 

memang best gosip2 dengan member2 , lagi2 pasal org yg kau tak suke

hahah tapi bile kau sendiri jadi bahan umpatan orang lain 

telan je lah rasa sakit hati tu 

n then ko jadi was was , 

"orang ni yeye je sembang2 gosip2 ngn aku 

ntah ntah blakang aku mcm dia buruk2 kan"

jeng jeng jenggggg

5. FOUL MOUTH 

(mulut lantang cakap xberlapis)

spesies AZWAN ALI . nuff said

segala perkataan keji , cacian makian 

die dah hafaz , dah khatam 100kali 

 contoh

ko tanya : bawak bekal je ke hari ni 

dia jawab: eh celakanya kau ni , dah nampak tanye lagi

ape ke pundek , tula ade mate letak kat vajayjay 

tut tut tutututututututututuut 

ngeee

in some cases , mulut je laser tapi hati dia baik 

n sooooo many more kind of bitches 

malas aku nak list semua cuz im the lazy kind of bitch 

heheh

so all im saying is , me, u , ur friend , ur family or anyone else

could sometimes be a "bitch" kind of a person

in certain situation in our life

and our "bitch" attitude could sometimes hurt others 

and make people around us feel unpleasant 

so yeah 

kalau ko jarang dapat jemputan kawin dr member2 tu 

or sering dikecualikan dari reunion ke lepak2 ke

tau tau je semua org da upload gmbr kat fesbuk

n u be like ooo tak hajaaakkkkk

i think thats a hint 

but if u still have awesome life

with awesome frens who accepted u the way you are

just snap your finger in z formation 

and stay fabulous !

heheh

bye

:)