25.2.15

DRAWING : Jungle boy

My old drawing 

title : jungle boy 
software : mange studio ex5 pro
tools: wacom 
time : berjam jam jugaklah



cincai sketch
outline

color n stuff

final output

hurmm
i feel like
nak godek2 balik lukisan lama 
n semadikan kt blog inih 
dr peram lama2 kt pc opis

hehe 

22.2.15

DRAWING : SwagNenekKampungStyle


Urgh

I have like tons of work to do 
but why not do a random drawing 
cuz i have a bad procrastination habit. 

Title : Swag nenek kampung style
Software : manga studio ex5 
Tools : a huge ass wacom provided by ze company
Time: +-20 mins






random cincai sketch

outline drawing

flat color

a little bit of light n shadow



thats a wrap!
now i gotta get back to work
sigh




16.2.15

DRAWING : Rollerblaze babe

nothing much to in the office today so i draw something 

tools:wacom
software:manga studio ex5
time:+-30 minutes 




1. sketch

2.outline

3.flat color

4.a bit of lighting and shadow 


thats all for today 
i will be posting a new comic post tomorrow 
nyeheheheheh


14.2.15

COMIC : ARE YOU A BITCH ? (perempuan keji)

bitch
bɪtʃ/
noun
  1. 1.
    informal
  2. a spiteful or unpleasant woman.
    synonyms:shrewvixenshe-devilhellcat
apa ni bitch bitch ni ish 
bukan budaya kite mencarut carut ni

bukanlaahh , post ni cume nak bgtaw that

WE ALL ARE SOMEKIND OF A BITCH AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIFE

lets embrace our inner bitch personality , bitches



SOALAN 

Bitch tu apa ? 

JAWAPAN

nah , tgok kat cermin ni

(another example of a bitchy kind of answer )

TYPE OF BITCHES

there are so many type so im just gonna list down
the most popular and relatable kind of bitches


1. Who think she's all that 
(bajet hot)



contoh: bila kau rasa diri kau cantik/hensom sgt
and demand others to treat u like somekind of god/goddess .
siap buat fanpage bermodalkan selfie2 hoping that 
thousands of people worship you and end up iklan/jual produk
trying to make some money out of your "fame". 

but nothing is wrong with that ,having self confidence n being opportunist is good
plus society nowadays WORSHIP BEAUTY like its the only thing that fcking matter



2. Low self-esteem but full of jealousy




yang ni spesies yg suka sengaja point out 
kelemahan orang utk sedapkan hati dia yang xde keyakinan diri tu

not going to elaborate more on this sbb rasa kesian
but trust me , this kind of personality/habit will only make 
people hate u more than u hate yourself ,

*to the people who did this to me, gosh i hate u more than i hate Kanye west's ego*


3. Who pretend to be SINGLE to every hot guy
( dah ada boypren/tunang/hasben 
xnk mengaku takut nnt market turun)



hmm , this is complicated 
ade yg sorok status takut kalau kecoh ada boyfren xjadi kawin malu pulak 
ade yg sorok sebab nk jaga market sbb you know some guys are only nice to a woman 
cuz they think they had a chance with her 
and some , because they just wanna fling with others
well , whatever the reason behind this , make sure its worth it


because why would you want to live for the rest of your life with someone
that u keep pretending does not exist in your life ?


4. GOSSIP GURRRLLLZZ
(kaki mengumpat)



YASSSSSSS , this could be u , me , her , them or just anybody,
cuz who is faster than TMZ ,PEREZ HILTON , BEAUTIFULNARA when it comes to gossipss
its dem wimmins! 
memang best gosip2 dengan member2 , lagi2 pasal org yg kau tak suke
hahah tapi bile kau sendiri jadi bahan umpatan orang lain 
telan je lah rasa sakit hati tu 

n then ko jadi was was , 
"orang ni yeye je sembang2 gosip2 ngn aku 
ntah ntah blakang aku mcm dia buruk2 kan"

jeng jeng jenggggg


5. FOUL MOUTH 
(mulut lantang cakap xberlapis)



spesies AZWAN ALI . nuff said

segala perkataan keji , cacian makian 
die dah hafaz , dah khatam 100kali 
 contoh

ko tanya : bawak bekal je ke hari ni 
dia jawab: eh celakanya kau ni , dah nampak tanye lagi
ape ke pundek , tula ade mate letak kat vajayjay 
tut tut tutututututututututuut 

ngeee

in some cases , mulut je laser tapi hati dia baik 



n sooooo many more kind of bitches 
malas aku nak list semua cuz im the lazy kind of bitch 
heheh


so all im saying is , me, u , ur friend , ur family or anyone else
could sometimes be a "bitch" kind of a person
in certain situation in our life

and our "bitch" attitude could sometimes hurt others 
and make people around us feel unpleasant 
so yeah 

kalau ko jarang dapat jemputan kawin dr member2 tu 
or sering dikecualikan dari reunion ke lepak2 ke
tau tau je semua org da upload gmbr kat fesbuk
n u be like ooo tak hajaaakkkkk
i think thats a hint 

but if u still have awesome life
with awesome frens who accepted u the way you are

just snap your finger in z formation 
and stay fabulous !

heheh

bye









:)







































13.2.15

Comic : INTROVERT (kera sumbeng)

introvert
noun
noun: introvert; plural noun: introverts
ˈɪntrəvəːt/
  1. 1.
    a shy, reticent person.
    • PSYCHOLOGY
      a person predominantly concerned with their own thoughts and feelings rather than with external things

aka

kera sumbeng yg xgemar bergaul  , 
sumbeng = sumbang 
sila baca dgn pronunciation jowo


SOALAN

apo bondo introvert tuh , cmno nk tau 
klu den ado penyakit tu ke x


JAWAPAN

penyakit abah kau , nyah kau dari sini


CIRI CIRI INTROVERT

1. Introvert hate awkward random small talk with stranger


macam kau tgh duduk kat bus stop lepas tu adela makcik ni
tanya "adik nk pi mano , duduk mano , omak asal org mano"
lepas tu kau pun  layankan je sbb makcik tu friendly 
tapi pastu meleret2 plak smpi cerita anak dia
lari dgn pakistan n then start nangis2
n then bas/teksi ko da sampai pastu ko serba salah nk pergi ke biar makcik tu meraung guling2
is the kind of thing any introvert want to avoid 

lets be honest ,other people drama are fun to watch , but tiresome when u are unwillingly  part of it



2. Allergic to socializing 
 which is very easy to tell if u or anyone u know is an introvert or not
die x bnyk cakap unless org tegur dia , buat2 tgok dinding , lantai apa2 je
utk avoid eye contact , duduk ujung2 buat2 mcm x wujud

*melainkan dia dgn org2 yg dia familiar , rapat bff n stuff like dat 
then barulah dia berfungsi mcm manusia biasa 

introverts lose energy from being around people for long periods of time, particularly large crowds.


3. Resting bitch face (muka kerek)




" dahla tak banyak cakap , muke kerek mcm celaka
susah nak senyum , burn his house beat his mother baru tahu"

bukan sombong but rather stay expressionless
n look like i dont give a shit but no worries
talk to us , we will smile and pretend that we care

all hail to da queen of resting bitch face michelle obama


So , what do u do if u know someone who is an introvert?

DON'T

force them to change ,
force them to socialize,
hate ,
despise ,
 judge ,
plotting to kill them ,
 burn their house
beat their mother

DO:

understand, 
give space ,
 respect , 
give them cookies
transfer 1million to their bank account 
buy them a lamborghini


OKAY thats all for now . 

bye bye

*perlahan2 bergerak ke sudut dan menyorok di balik meja 


























11.2.15

12/2/2015

Ye 

aku tau 
dulu gedik gile
nak tutup blog lah ape lah
buat blog baru ala ala komik diary blog lah
yg blerghh very cringeworthy
and then koma  pastu aku tutup terus

sekarang

bila da sell my soul to the permanent job
in a company makes me die
another social death
yelah dulu aku berkubang dalam bilik
selama setahun xkeluar2

and then

aku mcm , ah xbleh jadi aku kene ber so sial
so i accepted this job , illustrator as well motion designer
yes ramai org kat sini , 
but then aku still jugak mcm kera sumbeng


it turns out

I HATE SOCIALIZING
ahahaha
aku umpama vampire yg alergik dgn socialization 
honestly , the older i get the grumpier i be
i hate everything , this n that
n myself , i hate myself too
if i could see my self as another person
i will stab me/her to death

but

i dont hate people , just that 
socializing  exhaust me
1 hour event which requires me 
to talk to people and smile and all that
will definitely suck the life out of me 

hmm

i guess that to balance everytg 
i need a medium to express my 
feeling yada yada yada
sbb kat fesbuk , pple are so sensitive
including me , eheh

so here i am again . 

welcome back , myself